![]() ![]() ![]() Stop being disappointed by big releases which will never match your expectations and start living in the utopia where horrible movies will keep you comfortable forever. It will be the best few hours of my film watching days. I want to watch his other two movies now and go insane and write more non sense like this. The only thing missing was that he did not throw one of his laptops into another laptop. He needs all the support he can get and you need the laughs. He grows up to be a computer scientist who is hacking into the most secret national and international secrets, as well as being an acclaimed novel writer. He is then separated from his childhood girlfriend. I want anyone who reads this to go watch this man’s movies right fucking now. 2013 Directed by Neil Breen Synopsis A small boy discovers a mystical power as a child. I just don’t want to ruin any more moments for anyone else. Fuck your demontors or the Nazgul, Neil Breen has better dudes in black.Neil Breen says he can’t help a guy out of being dead.The highest hacking done using the most turned off laptop ever.The scariest face one man will ever make while fucking his wife.Neil Breen’s wife who is just a drug addict and steals pills out of the toilet.The man flashes back to his childhood sweetheart and the love they. Neil Breen’s psychiatrists who either are sitting in a board room interviewing him or in fucking steel chairs in closet During the accident he comes into possession of a mysterious powerful small black cube.Drunk friend is drunk all the time or else the audience will forget he is an asshole.It is not sub porn nor is it better than porn. The exact porn level acting throughout.Out of 4 women who get topless in the film you only get to see Neil Breen’s tit.Neil Breen gets hit by the greatest product placement after the Pontiac Aztec in Breaking Bad.Neil Breen talks to his wife without moving his lips.I’m going to spoil the shit out of it so be warned. You want to know what you have coming your way during those awesome hour and forty minutes. Its kicking too much ass and taking too many names for that stuff. This movie does not do the making sense and telling you a story and all that lame-stream shit. Anyone who comes back and says “Dude this movie makes no sense” needs to be fucked in the ear. The sheer enjoyment that can be had with this masterpiece in horribleness cannot be put into words. But most of all you need a bunch of friends with you when you watch it though. You need to watch this movie when you are drunk or high or God knows what else. This might be the best thing you will come across as a human being at any time in your life. I would like to bring him to your attention just like YourMovieSucks bought him to my attention. I don’t even wanna go into who else stars in this movie because God knows you may have not even heard about the lead guy. The film attempts to explore…………….fuck you if you think this movie makes any sense. The Room has some serious competiton.įateful Findings is a 2013 supernatural-ish, drama-ish, sci-fi-ish film written, directed and starring Neil Breen aka God. Get some friends, get some beers and have a whole lot of laughs at one of the most ridiculous bad movies you can watch. ![]()
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